There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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