You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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