I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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