She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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