he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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