its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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