Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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