Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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