Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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