What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
it's not cheating when I paid for it
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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