going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
