I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
wow bdsm is so cute
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