just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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