yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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