38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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