please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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