no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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