Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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