Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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