can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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