btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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