Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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