the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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