I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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