You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Randomize
