dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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