Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize