think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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