Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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