There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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