So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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