office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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