I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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