I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
