can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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