I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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