Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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