Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just want nice things and good sex
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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