she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
you didnt know i had herpes?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
