We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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