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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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