Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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