There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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