Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize