she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I think my moral compass just broke
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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