note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
