just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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