So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
either way he was missing a nipple.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
