I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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