It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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