thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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