remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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