in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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