Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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