some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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