is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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